you smell like how angels oughta smell.

May 24

alexquintas:

Bob’s Burgers. I am currently Tina, but I wanna graduate to a Louise before I die.

(via may-contain-human-flesh)

(via surlyidealist)

(via may-contain-human-flesh)

Tina: if dudes had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses.

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circuitboardsandcitystreets:

(x)

(via nickswisewords)

(Source: onlyashadowlostandforgotten, via thenecromerchantsdebt)

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pjpj:

it wasnt even kanye west who said that goddammit the internet is trash

(Source: leonsbuddydave, via mielikkki)

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rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty

i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird

i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes

i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit

this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

(via feministbabequeen)

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chloeomalley:

Painted tonight, available for anyone interested

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